As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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