we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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