As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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