Apparently you make a good broom.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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