Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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