The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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