She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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