Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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