THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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