i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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