What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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