Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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