You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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