quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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