Is it normal to miss your booty call?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize