Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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