What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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