I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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