And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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