You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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