I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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