Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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