He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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