Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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