am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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