Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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