I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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