I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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