Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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