i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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