He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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