Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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