i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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