Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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