Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
operation have a gay friend backfired
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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