i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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