So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
