tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Let's get the cat blown out
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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