is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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