Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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