Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
