Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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