Welp...herpes.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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