who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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