I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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