Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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