yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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