We won't sleep together?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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