i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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