I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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