SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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