is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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