So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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